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💀 Welcome to the Crypt 💀

Welcome to The Crypt, where the doors creak open to a chilling archive of all my past horror book reviews. In these depths, you’ll find the echoes of twisted tales, grotesque masterpieces, and mind-bending horrors that have left a lasting mark on the genre. Each review here pulls back the veil on stories that dared to explore the darkest corners of human fear and the unspoken nightmares lurking in our minds.

Enter if you dare, and uncover reviews that dissect everything from blood-soaked thrillers to psychological terrors, splatterpunk classics to modern-day nightmares. The Crypt isn’t just a collection of books—it’s a catalog of the most extreme, unrelenting horror ever written, waiting to crawl under your skin. Each review awaits your morbid curiosity, ready to guide you deeper into the world of the depraved, the chilling, and the horrifying.

Take a deep breath… if you dare to breathe at all.

November 2024

Suck Mommy's Piss Flaps

In Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps, Layla Moon introduces readers to Tylisha, a goth hitwoman who lives by her own brutal code. Her days are spent collecting grim keepsakes—eyeballs, bones, and more—from the predatory men she eliminates, each a testament to her dark sense of justice. This bold, boundary-pushing tale blurs the line between horror and empowerment, exploring themes of vengeance and unrestrained desire.

(3/5)

Dollface

Dollface by Ryan J. Powell unfolds in a chilling and twisted world where darkness reigns supreme. At the center of this tale is Papa, a sinister figure who has built a legacy of terror through his cruel manipulation and sadistic games. For years, he has preyed upon the vulnerable, drawing them into his web of horror without a second thought. Yet, amidst his grotesque collection of victims, something new awakens; Dollface, his most precious creation, a doll brought to life and hungry for revenge.

(3.5/5)

The Gory Hole

On a tense family vacation at a theme park in Florida, Darren decides to seek out a rumored gas station in the middle of nowhere offering far more than fuel. But the philanderer soon finds out that glory is not what lies beyond the hole. Written by the author of Vanity Kills & MantisThe Gory Hole is a work of extreme horror fiction. This short story contains gore and graphic depictions of adult acts.

(4/5)

All Through the House: The Novelization

Fifteen years ago, the quiet, festive streets of a peaceful neighborhood were shattered by an unspeakable tragedy: Peter Garrett went to jail the same night his five-year-old daughter, Jamie Garrett, mysteriously disappeared from her bedroom, never to be seen again. The chilling events cast a shadow over the town, one that has lingered ever since.Now, the neighborhood is once again gripped by terror as a sadistic killer, cloaked in a grotesque Santa mask, embarks on a bloody rampage-slaughtering women and brutally castrating men, all while leaving cryptic clues that lead back to the Garrett house.

(4.5/5)

Cannabelle

When I first met Annabelle, she seemed like the girl of my dreams—charming, alluring, and a little mysterious. It was just a casual invitation to a party, and I thought I was in for a night of fun. But as the room spun and darkness enveloped me, I realized I had made a grave mistake. I woke up tied to a cold, metal table, surrounded by a group of strangers whose hungry gazes sent chills down my spine. Laughter mingled with the scent of something sinister in the air, and horror crept in as I pieced together the truth. They weren’t here to celebrate; they were here to feast.

(4/5)

SexTape

Thomas deals in VHS tapes, buying and selling. When he comes across an unlabeled tape, he eagerly puts it in his VCR to see what treasure he might have come across. What he ends up watching is a tape that becomes his obsession, and takes him down a strange, dark path. A new dark, transgressive story from Splatterpunk Award nominated author Matthew Vaughn that is not splatterpunk, nor an extreme horror book!

(4/5)

Lot Lizard Stew

Albert Ridgeway is an asshole. He’s also trucker with a sketchy past and an unhealthy addiction to raping and killing prostitutes at truck stops. These ladies of the night are known as lot lizards. After having his fun, he feeds the fresh meat to the two double-headed, mutant alligators. Following a tragic run in with Albert, that left two of her loved ones dead, Julie was able to get away. Hoping to find help, she quickly realizes she has to take matters into her own hands.

(4/5)

October 2024

Zola

Andrea was a doting mother, and maybe a little overprotective of her boy, but she didn’t see that as a bad thing. On discovering a secret, one the child had been told to keep to himself, everything changes. Now she must do whatever she needs to keep her, and her boy, alive. From the dark mind of D E McCluskey, author of The TwelveCRACK, and Cravings, Comes another addition to his limited ‘Extreme Horror Series’.

(3/5)

The Bug Collector

Joey has a very unique paraphilia that has ruined his health, destroyed his once handsome looks, and made him an outcast, a pariah. Now, this horrifying fetish threatens his very life, placing him in the hands of a profoundly disturbed and angry woman with a serious grudge. From the twisted imagination of Wrath James White comes a tale of extreme horror, extreme violence, and revenge taken well beyond the extreme.

(4.5/5)

Mother Maggot

After a fried-chicken-fueled sex romp, Eddie embarks on a perverted odyssey. Murder, torture, geriatrics, bugs, and big, beautiful women all fail to satisfy until he meets the Maggot Mother—a nymphomaniac, cannibal, human-maggot hybrid with a sweet side. As the calories and corpses pile up, a beautiful cop with her own dark sexual perversions is hot on Eddie’s trail.

(4/5)

Tongue Wrestling for Tonsil Stones

When a peculiar medical condition caused Roger’s senses to do a switcheroo, almost overnight, he developed an unusual fixation – the distinct aroma and taste of tonsil stones. Thanks to his rare olfactory oddity syndrome Roger is willing do whatever necessary to amass a cache of coveted calcified throat nuggets. It was his dirty little secret, but hey, everyone has their kinks.

(5/5)
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